This week while tending the herds of cattle, something quite strange happened. Seemingly, out of nowhere, a little Indian man appeared from beyond the mountains. When he reached me, he claimed to have been sent to H & T by visions from Vishnu, his Hindu "god" in search of a sacred cow.
As we searched through the herds for his prized cow, a light beamed down from the heavens onto the most sickly cow I had ever laid my eyes on. Apparently, this cow had already been claimed by Heaven, as a cross was emblazoned onto his side. The Indian fellow shocked, walked back the way he came sulking, and muttering something about not fulfilling his dharma, whatever that means.
Well, I'm off to go shoot some rats and other pests (and maybe some beer cans) with my shotgun.
Oh, pictured is a stock photo of the cow Dushyant and me saw.
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