Easter Sunday

We here at Happiness and Truth Ranch believe that truth creates happiness. So, in the spirit of truth we have found that the Easter bunny has nothing to do with the true meaning of Easter. Our LORD Jesus Christ was crucified and rose again in three days, and that third day became known as Easter. See, no Easter bunny present in that there story. Since this is the case we must ask ourselves why then we celebrate this magnificent holiday with a human sized bunny carrying eggs.

So in honor of truth, which creates happiness, for it sets us free, we have killed every rabbit we saw today, collected every egg the chickens laid, fried them up into a tasty dinner, and prayed our LORD's blessing over them.